We're not kidding!: a tribute to Barry Louis Polisar

All I want is you (The Vespers)

My brother thinks he's a banana (Deleon)

I eat kids (The Radioactive Chicken Heads)

I'm a slug (Rutherford B. Hayes is Dead)

My brother threw up on my stuffed toy bunny (Purple Mums)

With a giggle and a hug and a tickle and a kiss (Alyssa Robbins)

Diaper rash (Haunted Cologne)

Shtek nit dayn finger in der noz (Deborah Berman & The Nogoodniks)

I wanna be your baby (Le Page)

I'd be me (Evan Polisar & Cesar Cartagena)

Donuts (Jeff Forrest)

Never cook your sister in a frying pan (Robbins in a Tree-O)

Cindy's absent (Dead Mens Hollow)

Me and you (Your Little Pony)

Bad guys broke into our car (Los Huevos)

You can't say "psbpsbpsb" on the radio (Ham & Burger)

Shut up in the library (Noga Vilozny)

I need you like a donut needs a hole (David W. Jacobsen & September's Shadow)

Hey Jack, what's in the sack? (Tor Hyams)

The alfabet song (Frankie & Rufus)

I've got a dog and my dog's name is cat (Elizabeth Street)

He eats asparagus, why can't you be that way (Kid Kazooey)

When Suzie sneezed (J-La)

What if a zebra had spots (The Boogers)

You're as sweet as sugar on a stick (Rebecca Loebe)

I don't brush my teeth and I never comb my hair (Nate Lieby)

A clock with a "C" (In the Audience)

I wanna be a dog (Tom Vincent)

I didn't mean to (Barry Louis Polistar & The Radioactive Chicken Head)

All I want is you (redux) (Barry Louis Polisar)

Giggle tickle fiddle little wiggle around (Alyssa Robbins)

Apple of my eye (Rutherfor B. Hayes is Dead)

Our dog bernard (Purple Mums)

I love your eyes (Loverlee)

Barnyard stomp (The Vespers)

Lullaby for a crying baby (Key Wilde and Mr. Clarke)

Don't you cry, now don't you fuss (Le Page)

That's what makes the world go 'round (Elizabeth Street)

Never cook your sister in a frying pan (League of Space Pirates)

I wanna be a dog (The Radioactive Chicken Heads)

Potty training (The Michael O'Brian Band)

Don't put your finger up your nose (Ham & Burger)

I've got a teacher, she's so mean (Kid Kazooey)

I never did like you anyhow (Nate Lieby)

"Doo-doo" is a bad word (J-La)

Go and hush the baby (Tor Hyams)

I'm a three-toed, tripple-eyed, double-jointed dinosaur (Bonnie Phipps)

I looked into the mirror, what did the mirror say? (The Radioactive Chicken Heads)

C'est toi que j'veux (all I want is you) (Eric Hartereau)

My name is Hiram Lipshlitz (Deleon)

Trouble

what trouble?

(Adam David and the Freewheelers)

I never road the railroads (John Winfield Blake)

I need you like a donut needs a hole (Water Method)

We don't have to share (Lunch)

Lucky to be alive (Le Page)

When the house is dark and quiet (The Brothers Vilozny)

A clock without a "C" (Catherine Satterlee and Jim Greenfield)

Underwear (The Radioactive Chicken Heads)

The tushie song (The Barry Louis Polistar Self-Aggrandizement Choir)

All I want is you (Noga Vilozny).