Whose Bible is it anyway?
Hebrew scriptures or Old Testament
Two creations-no apple (Genesis)
Let My people go (Exodus)
Forty years on the road (Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy)
Why, why, why, Delilah? (Judges, Ruth)
Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown; part 1 (1 & 2 Samuel)
Uneasy lies the head; part 2 (1 & 2 Kings, 1 & 2 Chronicles, Lamentations)
Eight men out (Pre-exile prophets): Amos, Hosea, Isaiah, Micah, Nahum, Zephaniah, Habakkuk, Jeremiah
You can go home again (Ezra, Nehemiah)
From dry bones to fish bellies (Post-exile prophets): Ezekiel, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi, Obadiah, Joel, Jonah
Devil made me do it (Job)
Out of the mouths of babes (Psalms)
Happy are those who find wisdom (Proverbs)
Nothing new under the sun (Ecclesiastes)
Love machine, another godless book (Song of Solomon)
Hebrew 1 - Lions 0 (Daniel)
Between the books (Apocrypha or Deuterocanonical books)
World according to Jesus (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John)
Jesus is coming - look busy (Acts of the Apostles)
You have mail! (Epistles of Paul)
"Pastoral letters" (1 & 2 Timothy, Titus)
More mail (general Epistles)
Apocalypse now? (Revelation)
Prologue to John's gospel.
