The vegetable lamb conquers the world
White gold and all-tex quickie
The little volcanoes we carry
These galoshes were made for walking
The particular dream of cheesecake ends
God's nectar and other denim you don't know you wear
Urinating on your jeans just makes good sense
A society of the mind and other atmospheric contaminants
The artisan of unbearable shopping
In the living we lose control
The long arm of the non-law
Three men and a foreign policy
A village with no daughters
Knock, knock, knockin' on factory doors
A view of one's own fatigued auditor
The third party, exhibit A: the two-second handshake
The third party, exhibit B: the last-minute orgy and other shoppers' delights
