From the Book - First Keywords Press/Atria Books hardcover edition.
Everything is awful, and other embarrassments
On being twenty-six, or I have no idea what I'm doing
Rules for a totally healthy and not-at-all-medically-concerning lifestyle
On my old and fragile body, or I feel bad about my everything
On near-death experiences, or that time I choked on a taquito
A brief list of things that I don't know
On teenagers and why they're the worst
On my first 100 days as President of the United States
On my fashion choices through the ages
On being in the closet, or why you should never fall in love with your straight best friend
On relationships, based on strangers I've fallen in love with in public
On the sticky perils of having a roommate
On living alone in New York City
On keeping a clean and tidy apartment
On not being the People's Choice.
